If rumours are to be believed (we're predisposed to believe them all) the Hiltons at large have been going on the absolute rampage over the weekend. Apart from Nicky. Nicky's always been the responsible one.
Actor Jeremy Jackson - who played 'Hobie Buchannon' (David Hasselhoff's son? There ya go) on Baywatch - claims the 33-year-old socialite and a number of her friends, including billionaire playboy Brandon Davis, viciously assaulted him at a party at her home in Malibu, California early this morning.
Police were called to the house, which the former reality TV star is renting for $65,000 a month, after receiving two calls from people, who both claimed they were attacked by the other. Fun times.
One of the complainants was one of Paris' younger brothers, reports suggest it was 25-year-old Barron.
The 33-year-old actor told TMZ: "They were literally going Rodney King on my a**." That's all kinds of wrong. He also branded Paris and Brandon as "degenerate fame w****s," and claimed someone broke a glass bottle over his head during the incident.
What kicked the whole thing off? Well, Jackson and his mates apparently sauntered into Paris' house uninvited. When they were asked to leave, Jackson said: "Don't you know who I am? I was on Baywatch and Celebrity Rehab."
A law enforcement source said that no one was arrested, as neither of them wanted to press charges. Time well spent all round, so.
In related news, Barron claimed he was beaten up in an attack ordered by Paris' former friend Lindsay Lohan at a house party in Miami, Florida in December.