Paris Hilton has had her busiest week since her leaked porn tape/incarceration. Presumably. She launched her new range of bejeweled canoes (she calls them shoes, naww), had funnyordie.com release a John McCain retort on their site and, off the back of the resulting media whirlwind, decided it was the best time to announce plans for a new club in Las Vegas and a proposed comic strip series with Stan Lee (she reportedly said: "I've created a superhero with Stan Lee, which is [based on] me, and we're doing a cartoon right now with MTV." Between this, and giving shows to Calum Best and Kerry Katona, I'm beginning to loathe MTV more with each passing minute). And all she had to do was wear a bikini and read some big words off an autocue. Man, she's gifted. For those who haven't seen the video; here it is in all its glory. At the time of posting, it had received 1897 comments, most of which came courtesy of people who actually believe she's going to run for office... I fear for America.