Hellew. Just in case you're wondering where we all are today - we're over heeeerrrreeee *waves*

One would like to welcome you to one's specially dedicated Royal Wedding Page (entertainment.ie/celebrity_gossip/royalwedding)... It's been crafted with love in mind. Doesn't it look splendiferously cheesy? See, we're even advertising cheese burgers in there and everything.

In addition to streaming a live red carpet video, we also have access to inside the church for the nuptials.

We'd like you to get involved, so we'll be giving special 'Wedding Present' Spot Prizes (AKA toasters and cutlery) for the best comments left under our news segments and picture galleries on the day.

Speaking of which, why not feast your eyes on just how the neighbours are currently being gripped by Royal Wedding mania. Lookit this fellah?! Not to mention old ladies knitting for zealous photographers, and these children camping out who won't be at all demented by the time Friday morning rolls around!! And what would any Royal Wedding be without the odd Bandwagon enthusiast, grafitti, Dame Edna, more lookalikes, foreign reporters, lots of Bolly for the bride-to-be, and cupcakes made by Samantha Cameron's fair hand?! And doesn't Kate Garraway look just lovely :-/