Correct, that is not a picture of Jade - I've had to reuse Liam's lovely snap as I've no photoshop on this archaic peice of home machinery. Never fear though, there is some Liam related news, eh, coming your way.
Jade the beauty queen got kicked out which is something of a surprising travesty... The public voted to kick out a rare breed nowadays - a positive innocent actually made of sugar, spice and all things nice. Her parents should be proud of her. Don’t think I’ve lost my mind; in the event I was stuck in a house with Jade I'd want her maimed but it’s just a sad, sad day that the general public choose a weedy voiced chauvinist with the WORST jeans in the world AND his tortoise looking side kick over an incredibly beautiful individual which irritated seven shades out of her fellow housemates.
Last Night's Highlights: The housemate's complete disinterest in 'hijacker' Janet Street-Porter. James and Matthew's countdown to Jade leaving the house which included them saying: "Jade, you have been evicted, get out. They voted for you, they don't like you that much. Go get yourself a magazine deal." James and Matthew showing footage of the remaining housemates saying how harsh that was on Big Brother's Big Mouth. Last Night's Lowlights: Footage of Liam furiously fiddling with himself in bed in the opening shot. The fact that the installment lasted an hour and a half. Jade getting kicked out. What we can expect from tonight: Sir Bob Geldof's offpring and some randomer acting like trashy tw*ts.