Rejoice, you royalists living among us, there's going to be a Lifetime TV movie about the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in the near future.
Yes, the will-they-won't-they relationship between an unemployed soldier who comes from a rich family and a TV actress is just the kind of stuff you'd expect from a TV channel that brought you the likes of Boyfriend Killer, She's Too Young, and She Woke Up Pregnant. Yes, Harry & Meghan: The Royal Love Story will chronicle the hardship of two disgustingly rich people trying to find love in a world that desperately craves the fine details of their lives in all its sickening glory.
Casting is currently underway, however no release date has been confirmed as of yet. This marks the second Lifetime movie to be made about the Royal family in recent years, with William & Kate: The Movie also debuting on Lifetime a number of years ago.
How bad was that, you're asking? Here's the trailer.