Last week, she was named the world's most influential toddler by Forbes Magazine. This week, she's deemed more enjoyable company than Tyra Banks (fair enough, she's a crazy beeatch), Keira Knightly (again, fair enough), Beyonce Knowles, all three of the Jonas Brothers, AND Hollywood's recently crowned golden boy, Robert Pattison.
Let me rephrase things to clear the fog around the madness. As Thanksgiving is fast approaching (it's tomorrw, go foraging for pumpkins), a few American based internet sites thought it'd be pertinent to poll who their users would most like to share their holiday feast with. The collated list goes like this:
1. Jennifer Aniston (I hear she spoon feeds attractive males ten years her junior)
2. Tina Fey (Her Sarah Palin impression is still a hoot, don'tcha know)
3. Ellen DeGeneres & Portia De Rossi (Not sure why they come as a package deal. Unless some misguided individuals think they'd put on a "special" floor show after dinner)
4. Patrick Dempsey (Dr. McDreamy)
5. Suri Cruise (Again, can she even talk yet?)
6. Tyra Banks (please see first paragraph)
7. Jonas Brothers
8. Keira Knightley
9. Beyonce Knowles
10. Robert Pattinson
I wonder how Tom and Katie feel about their two-year-old's presence being more sought after than their own. They could take it as a roundabout compliment. Suri, after all, embodies both of their characteristics; a sense of style enabled by others, the oft vacant stare, the ability to jump up and down on a couch with finesse - instilling the thought "awww, cute" instead of "eeeeh, what the f***, stop that you creepy bastard".