We love these completely unfounded rumours/stories that are a blatant cry for publicity as an impending release approaches. The Daily Star is saying that the seedy sorts who made a mint off Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's previous bash at a second job, have in their possession a tape of Jessica Simpson and former hubby Nick Lachey making whoopy (we're assuming that's what she calls it). It's worth bearing in mind that Simpson is just about to release new material, and that her father/manager is also a card-carrying creep who makes us feel like we need a shower, every time he opens his mouth. We're not saying he concocted the whole thing (easy now, lawyers) - just, ya' know, that's the type of thing creeps do. Nick has kept his trap shut through the whole thing (divorce) and simply kept his head down and crafted a career for himself; but he doesn't have the hindrance of a father who says things like "Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got Double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!" He then fired a gun in the air shouting "yeeeehaaaw" and thanked Jesus for his whiskey-tinted dessert... probably. - MS