Eddie Murphy is the Hollywood equivalent of John from Coronation Street. There's absolutely nothing special about this bloke, he treats women like dirt, yet they seem to flock to him nonetheless. It must be the bulging.... wallet on him. The loverat funnyman got married on Tuesday to long-term girlfriend (not including that year-long tryst he had with Scary Spice) Tracey Edmonds, on a private island off Bora Bora. According to sources, the pair wed 'under a gazebo on a man-made beach constructed of 6,000 shells.' How delightful(ly tacky). I give this one less than a year.