On Saturday night, at the "2011 MOCA Gala: 'An Artist's Life Manifesto' directed by Marina Abramovic at MOCA Grand Avenue in LA" etc, Rosanna Arquette came across with a very special request.

Her dress invited fellow guests Kirsten Dunst, Nicole Richie, Minnie Driver, Rachel Zoe, Jamie King, Rose McGowan’s ever static face, Gwen Stefani and Dita Von Teese’s schizophrenic corset to enter the recently opened fourth dimensional portal to her groin area, all while under the watchful stare of her breasts. Why not, they seem an open-minded lot.

Those who wished to garner further information before accepting were then invited to pose any queries to the digital overlord fielding questions from her shoulder blades, while a helpful purple serpent made some rooming modifications, eh, down below.

C’mere, would you prefer if I went with the obvious instead... :-/