Oh hi Miley, nice of you to show us your butt and underboob of a Thursday morn. Are you well? 'Cause you're looking, eh, well. From what we can see anyway, and that would be most of you.
Miley's after doing this raunchy (which she will probably try and call arty) shoot for V Magazine, and is basically going all out to do her very bet Pink impression with a punky take on fashion editorial flashing flesh and wearing leather. She did tell us she can't be tamed, so we're not allowed be all that surprised. And yet.
But Miley, can we talk about the hair please? Because you need to stop playing with it and start to let it grow out. Invest in some good wigs á la Katy Perry, and stop dying it sixty shades of shite because it looks awful. We know you want to be this rough alternative designer version of a hipster, and that's great, but stop smoking so much weed and take a look in the mirror. All this is saying is that you're desperate to not be thought of as the old Disney you, which is understandable, but there's no need to go so far is there?
Miley spoke about her and Liam during the interview saying 'I'm not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio.
'Every week it's, 'Are they broken up? Because we don't see a photo of them.' I don't have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don't. I've put this record before everything and I've never done that before. I've put too much into this record to put anything else in front of it.
'I'm going to change. I'm going to be different. I'm going to do what I want to do. I'd rather chill at my house and be there for the time I actually get to spend with him.' And so on and so forth, talking in circles without actually saying anything. Let's be honest though, the point of this whole feature wasn't about her and her relationships with others, it's about her relationship with herself and her trying to figure out who she wants to be. It's just very public.