Wow, even lap dancers aren't that forthcoming.
The 21-year-old singer encouraged a "lucky" fan by the name of David to put his hands over her breasts and pretend to smooch her during a photo opportunity after her gig last Friday at New York's Nassau Coliseum.
David splashed the cash for the Bangerz tour meet and greet package, which DIDN'T include a ticket to the show, and was seemingly happy with his up-close-and personal experience.
Meanwhile, Miley took advantage of her night off from her world tour earlier this week when she, along with her mother Tish, entertained late-night drinkers at Sing Sing bar in New York with a number of performances.
Miley's karaoke trip came a few hours after she visited her tattoo artist Bang Bang, whereupon they gave one another matching inkings.
The famed artist etched a crescent moon on her left inner-arm, while she then returned the favour and inked the design onto Bang Bang's thumb. He's obviously running out of skin... Despite that, the inking session didn't end there; Miley also opted to pay homage to the Flaming Lips by having the words of '87's Love Yer Brain etched onto her right forearm.
Then this happened.
I know this is the mammy in me, but they both have very dehydrated tongues.