Lots of flashing involved in the Super Bowl last night, as is customary. Amazingly enough, none of it came courtesy of Madonna - who chose to remain fully clothed in a high necked sweater and an almost suitably lengthed skirt for her performance.
OK, she did manage to sprout LMFAO's RedFoo's head from her fru fru (and she was only brill'ant at the miming, Elton would've been so proud she heeded his advice), while Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. squatted up a storm, but nothing untoward managed to escape from clothing or anything. Although M.I.A. did flash the finger at one point apparently, I've watched the below video twice now and still managed to miss it... In short, it was nothing to write home about (in saying that, you can read more about it here). People saying it's "reminiscent of Janet Jackson's infamous 'wardrobe malfunction'" really need to get themselves out a bit more.
Bells and whistles (and wince-inducing cartwheels) aside, the highlight of the show for many last night was when Jimmy Fallon got dressed up as different people, likeJustin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Josh Groban, and LMFAO, 'cause that never happens. Then there were the half-time adverts. Hello Mr. Beckham.
I would make reference to who won America's biggest sporting event, but my boss has it taped and wants to watch it when he gets home.