Nipples are weird full stop (think about it) so obviously video game nipples are getting everyone worked up.
Nintendo debuted new footage from the upcoming Mario game 'Super Mario Odyssey' and people were a bit thrown when a shirtless Mario running around a beach in swimwear popped up on screen. And by "a bit", we mean varying levels of distressed and horrified.
Great, now I know what Mario's nipples look like. pic.twitter.com/OnZhmL7hNR
— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) September 13, 2017
MARIO NIPPLES CONFIRMED but no chest hair. I thought he was Italian? https://t.co/fU7xcHZGwu
— Barry Kramer (@razzadoop) September 13, 2017
NINTENDO: what if link took off his shirt
INTERNET: go on
NINTENDO: what if king dedede and mario took off their
INTERNET: no stop
— Crushed (@CrushedGAF) September 13, 2017
ok nintendo we get it pic.twitter.com/y760itirOv
— andrew webster (@A_Webster) September 13, 2017
everyone was so horny to play as naked link they didn't consider the consequences. now we have naked mario. i hope you're happy.
— ventobox (@getvent) September 13, 2017
mario has nipples and link does not. so what the fuck
— Porygon (@PorygonNews) September 13, 2017
NOOOOO MARIO ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SHIRTLESS
— Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert) September 13, 2017
if mario has nipples then why doesn't yoshi - please nintendo this only raises difficult questions
— Matt Lees (@Jam_sponge) September 13, 2017
Today was the first ever in-game appearance of Mario nipples, though a previous pieces of Nintendo-approved art has shown them before pic.twitter.com/zVc6yhFrW9
— Henry Gilbert (@hEnereyG) September 13, 2017
not impressed with Mario's nipples tbh, they should be sharper imo
— Robert Yang (@radiatoryang) September 13, 2017
ted pic.twitter.com/ztJeq1PIkl
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 13, 2017
i improved mario's shirtless model, hire me nintendo pic.twitter.com/aOvkBPYcad
— Trey (@RosePrinceTrey) September 13, 2017
can't believe Nintendo is destroying Mario lore pic.twitter.com/0gARgR2qnN
— Geistbox (@geistbox) September 13, 2017
dear everyone tweeting about shirtless Mario and his nipples: like, it'd be weird if he DIDN'T have nipples, right?
— Samit Sarkar (@SamitSarkar) September 13, 2017
calling out of work for the week because i saw shirtless mario on line
— a screaming toddler (@noozy642) September 14, 2017
When Mario gets cold in Shiveria, will his nipples show through his clothing?
— bonkert (@weirdbonk) September 13, 2017
shirtless mario in snow kingdom. think about it
— Colin (@howhowhoward) September 13, 2017
if mario. has nipples in a forest, and no one is around to hear them scream? are his pizza pie pepperonis really there?
— aqua is real (@drivegauge) September 13, 2017
Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's nipples pic.twitter.com/4miOKt954Z
— Ian Higton (@IanHigton) September 13, 2017
Will mario's nipples get deleted on Instagram
— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) September 13, 2017
The Body Issue, ESPN Magazine, October 2017 pic.twitter.com/GUmQgtN5vW
— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) September 13, 2017
mario has covered up his tribal tattoo pic.twitter.com/OKjGDxG1xt
— 星空★lone (@inkopolis) September 13, 2017
Baywatch (2017) pic.twitter.com/6OKhwTVy2s
— woops (@woops) September 13, 2017
Mario has nipples. Ok big deal. Did u think the yellow circles on his overalls were buttons? They've always been nipple pasties. Grow up.
— rubenðŸ??ferdinand (@urbanfriendden) September 13, 2017