The media are fearing for Lindsay (again) now that her weight has plummeted (due to stress). Her ever caring father, despite saying he'd cease badmouthing Lindsay's on/off partner Samantha Ronson, conveniently forgot he'd made such a promise and jumped on the "SAVE LINDSAY!" bandwagon with a hop, skip and a frisky jump. This is what he fed the internet yesterday:
"After seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay's freedom from SaMANtha's bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay’s life, things have taken a dark turn... While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in L.A., only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston. Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay's presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind?... I am asking everyone out their (sic) to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life. Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!"
Michael, people might give your claims a cursory nod, maybe even raise an eyebrow, if you didn't insist upon spelling Ronson's name a certain way. You're 48, MAN. F-O-R-T-Y E-I-G-H-T.