Miss Lohan would want to lay of the artificial stimulants like, I dunno, caffeine or other such substances... The latest entry in her MySpace blog is entitled Upset with FaceBook and reads:
"I signed onto Facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when I typed my password and 'log in' name in, a red sentence came up saying..Account Disabled. Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here. Wow! I was in shock. I clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of (sic) been disabled by mistake. once I got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated… that it was disabled because they believe that I was a fake of myself. Genius. Here I am loving Facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on Facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE 'FAKE' OF MYSELF!!! Hahahahahaha.. at first I laughed, and then I got angry. Angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself... I wasn't even under my name, I had a fake name on my account because, obviously I didn't want everyone on Facebook to know it was me. Maybe I am just venting, but I am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at Facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same 'pets' and so on. Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest, I needed to let it out somewhere, and MySpace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if I hope for something to change... love love love, Lindsay Dee."
Back away from the laptop, Lindsay... back away.