Doesn't Lindsay have a swish lifestyle now that she's taken to following Samantha Ronson around as profession? She gets flour bombed by some PETA extremist in Paris on Friday and then brought to a niteclub in Essex on Saturday. Magnifique. Not that Samantha doesn't defend her giddlefriend at every opportunity. Why, she didn't she go to the bother of posting this on her blog after Friday's incident (which apparently happened just prior to this photo being taken of the pair entering the club. Seemingly that stole she's got hanging off her used to run around of its own accord):

"Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don't run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don't expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that's my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that's sad. I don't wear fur, but I don't think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right. PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren't the problem, I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren't for them, who would get them press?????" This, by the by, is only a snippet of Samantha's noble online rant. The girl likes to keep her fingers busy.

So, after getting blasted with the white stuff on Friday, Samantha's next port of business was Faces in Essex, where Lindsay got to sample a night usually reserved for the uber useless, like Danielle Lloyd and TV vermin Nikki Graham and Charley Uchea. A source told The Mirror: "The club had hoped the girls would pull in a few big showbiz names - Kimberly Stewart (?!?) and Jude Law have been there before. But only the normal crowd of Z-list wannabes turned up. Nikki was being her usual obnoxious self, pushing people out of the way to get a glimpse. Lindsay looked terrified. She stuck to Sam all night and kept whispering in her ear while she was DJing. It must have been a bit of a comedown from their usual glam nights. The owners made sure they were well looked after by putting Grey Goose Vodka and champagne on their table. But Lindsay seemed to want to keep her wits about her and asked for water. She was probably worried in case Calum walked in - that would have been disastrous" (for Sam, presumably).

It wasn't all flour, attacks of the fear and Grey Goose abstinence for Lindsay's weekend, however. Last night, she was so (we'll say) tired she had to be "carried out of Bungalow 8" and rounded off the outing by pawing at sugary treats in a newsagents - a la Winehouse - before tottering back to their pad.