Nope, sorry, even with your creepers and jaunty neck angle you're no match for Liv Tyler's stature...
So, what brought the differing stratospheres of Bono and Liv together? Stella McCartney's "secret" Spring 2012 Presentation. Why they wanted to keep it secret remains a mystery, they might not want the collection to sell.
Such was the level of secrecy, no one's even coming across with the event's location, all we know is that it took place in New York and was attended by Liv, the peace loving munchkin, Naomi Watts, Estelle, and Nancy Shevell alongside Paul McCartney's future stepson.
Anna Wintour also poked her face in, before pegging it to another affair - The Webby Awards - a gallery of which we'll bring you in today's instalment of Rumours...