Who better to promote Lindsay Lohan's overpriced assortment of stripper wear than Lindsay Lohan looking like she's taking a quick five to warm up outside a strip club.
Lay your eyes on this lot, the new range from Lohan's 6126 amazing spandex range. As you can see, she's moved on from simply "designing" leggings (priced in the region of $100... 'cause one could tell the difference between these and the €4 wans ourrah Pennys), and has branched out into the world of high waisted leggings and footless lace tights (AKA fancy leggings), as well as rubber onesies, Flinestone funbag wear, and hooker heels (I've been advised that Lindsay is in fact modelling the shorts here, but all I can see are the heels and her dead, dead eye, so I'm going with the heels).
You might notice she has a new inking on her left arm (if you squint like a maniac you might be able to visualise it). Not her right one, no that's the one she displayed (a dorty fingernail, not to mention a rather nasty mark on her wrist) on Alan Carr: Chatty Man, which reads "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle." We all know that one, right? Well, now she's felt the need to reinforce the fact, by getting "I'm a star I'm a star" tattooed on her left arm. In addition to this, she has one which reminds her to "Breathe", as well as the "Shhh" one she has on her finger, one she clearly pays little heed to. Lastly, she has yet another Memento themed reminder in the form of "I restore myself when I'm alone" - which might go towards explaining why she's never alone and has been routinely falling on her arse when vacating early morning haunts of late.