The WENN photographer must've turned up late to the Broadcast Awards last night, cause all we've got are some haphazard shots of Fearne Cotton and Sharleen Spiteri hugging amorously, Paddy off Emmerdale looking ruddier and usual, his fellow villager, Katie, not looking concerned for a change, and - what's this? Corrie's Peter Barlow falling off the wagon in a spectacularly public fashion? Maybe he's just a bit wobbly on his feet without his wheelchair. Although that wouldn't excuse his sudden urge to get acquainted with this man's crotch. And... was that Nick Tilsley's nostril to the left there? It is! His cunning plan has finally worked, the dastardly squinting menace!
Anyway, the full list of winners are below. There were 20 categories, which might explain the level of inebriation afterwards.
Best Popular Factual Programme
Winner: Embarrassing Bodies, Maverick Television for Channel 4
Best Documentary Programme
Winner: Cutting Edge - Katie: My Beautiful Face, Mentorn Media for Channel 4
Highly Commended: My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, Firecracker Productions for Channel 4
International Programme Sales
Winner: Undercover Boss, Studio Lambert
Best Daytime Programme
Winner: Climbing Great Buildings, ITN Productions for BBC Two
Best Children's Programme
Winner: The Gruffalo, Magic Light Pictures in association with Studio Soi for BBC One
Best Multichannel Programme
Winner: Misfits, Clerkenwell Films for E4
Highly Commended: Pineapple Dance Studios, Pulse Films for Sky 1 HD
Best Documentary series
Winner: Welcome to Lagos, KEO films for BBC Two
Best Single Drama
Winner: Small Island, Ruby Films/AL Films for BBC One
Best Pre-School Programme
Winner: Something Special, CBeebies for CBeebies
Best Drama Series or Serial
Winner: Sherlock, Hartswood Films in co-production with Masterpiece for BBC One
Best News Programme
Winner: Our War, Their War: Afghan, ITN for Channel 4
Best Entertainment Programme
Winner: The Cube, Objective Productions for ITV1
Best Soap or Continuing Drama
Winner: Emmerdale, ITV Studios for ITV1
Highly Commended: The Bill, talkbackTHAMES for ITV1
Best Comedy Programme
Winner: The Thick of It, BBC Productions for BBC Two
Best Sports Programme
Winner: Indian Premier League Final, IMG Media for ITV4
Best Music Programme
Winner: Glastobury 2010, BBC / Glastonbury Festivals for BBC Two
Best Post Production House
Winner: Clear Cut Pictures
Highly Commended: Films at 59
Best New Programme
Winner: Misfits, Clerkenwell Films for Channel 4
Best Independent Production Company
Winner: Left Bank Pictures
Channel of the Year
Winner: E4