Lee Ryan from Blue tinks 'eez well 'ard 'n ting after getting all up in the face of a club promoter:
"Lee arrived at Edinburgh's trendy Lulu nightspot an hour late and lost his temper when he was paid only £180 (for a peeearsonadle appeeearance). A source said: 'Ryan expected his full fee and lost it when he didn't get it. He yelled, 'I'm not f***ing green, I've been in this game ten years... I'll rip your f***ing face off, I'm from South London (seriously, he said that with the tache, and everything). He was acting like someone out of his film (Oh. Didn't I mention? He has a film out), but it didn't wash. It was hilarious. The management had him thrown out."
Lee, in additional promotional duties (Oh. Didn't I mention. He's got an album due out too. He has a track dedicated to Marco Pierre White entitled Twat), had this to say about unassuming extra terrestrials: "I'm still really interested in aliens. Myself, Danny Dyer and Robbie Williams should get together and form a singing UFO cult. Danny could play the tambourine. The blue people in Avatar are so lovely. I'd love to date one."
Dunno about that, but yourself, Danny Dyer and Robbie Williams should certainly get together and form a self help group for self-fellating delusionists that spend the rest of their existences in a distant underground cave attempting to build a time machine to transport them back to 2001 when they were still relevant.