All gossip was cut short today as I was informed at 2.00pm that my Dad's house was falling apart.There was a burst pipe in the attic, and because no one has been living there since March, it all came as a bit of a surprise. In short, all the ceilings came down... Don't get me started on insurance.
So, after a hectic day, I land home at 2am to find this scenario in the Big Brother House. Katia is obviously gone. Then we hear Sov say: 'As soon as Heidi went, I thought "I am the queen of the Jungle." Sisqo, for some reason, is hanging out of her, maybe he has a semier for the promise of Jay-Z affiliated happenings... And, for some reason, they keep cutting to Jonas asleep, clutching a helium balloon, snoring. Meanwhile, Sov's still banging on about tings 'n fings, like: "Everything hits each other, I'm not one thing, I'm all these fings... maybe Sov is a threat." And then Sisqo says, "Maybe Sisqo likes Sov. To which she replies "Maybe." But that's highly pie in the sky considering she was being coached in the way of toning her 'Lager pack', by Ivana, who said earlier this week "Maybe, if you work out, you could get yourself a nice man," to which Sov responded: "Or a nice girl."
Picture the current scene. Sov is in the kitchen, obviously attempting to work some wizardry with some beans, while Sisqo is dismantling his own 'Man of The Year' calendar by his bed... He doesn't want to threaten her. Meanwhile, Sov's busy stabbing a random lemon and ordering the cameras to 'STOP FOLLOWING ME, MAN.'
At this point, she starts sucking helium from a deflated balloon, while Sisqo is still biding his time, primed, in the bedroom. Could Sov be waiting for her male suitor to fall asleep before she has to face the possible? But then Sov climbs into bed with Sisqo, and coughs continuously like Dot Cotton. She even has the grey streak in night vision... Whisper, whisper, whisper follows. Even at this 'pivotal point', I lose interest and slide off to the leaba...