If you abandoned MTV1 once they turned it into the wasteland of American "reality TV" some years ago, chances are you've managed to avoid Heidi's "work". Heidi is famous for following basic plot lines fed to her by producers of The Hills, transforming her chest area into some kind of gym, and - most recently - releasing her own record. Of course, all songs released by the vocally challenged must have an accompanying diversionary video, but surely MTV could stretch to more than a half vacant beach and a camcorder. Usually I'd post such videos on Best of The Web but even YouTube has it flagged as 'inappropriate for some users' so we'll leave you to locate your logins. It's not even lewd; rather a plainly inane showcase for her augmentation - complete with sea splashed wet-tee shots, much flailing arm movement and... hello? Ah, you've all legged it to YouTube already. Well, enjoy, it makes Paris Hilton's 'Stars are Blind' effort worthy of an Oscar.