TV studios like long titles, hence this red carpet gallery entitled 'CBS, The CW And Showtime TCA Party', 'cause that's necessary. At least they've gone to the trouble of abbreviating CBS, CW and TCA. Thanks Guys!

So, on to who attended. Lots of tanned TV people, all trussed up in trilbies and the like. Lots of short skirts, trousers of varying length (Sarah Gilbert, Rachel Bilson, Paulie Perrette), and AnnaLynne McCord doing her one show pony trick. There's also folk dressed in their gran aunt's frocks, people who were slightly more svelte when on Will and Grace, and the odd vagrant. Yes, I know he's playing the American version of Frank Gallagher, but he could've shorn the stubble somewhat and dragged a brush through the nest. Emmy Rossum doesn't look trashy, now does she.

By the by, Kristen Bell wants to show you her left underboob.