Don't worry, there'll only be another two days of this we reckon...
Apparently Ireland's famous honeymooners head banged around Portlaoise for a bit before heading off to avail of the 6 Euro evening deal at the Odeon for X Men: Days of Future Past. A certain @alantcawley was there to document their leisure time. There were no professional paps in sight. It's like they've been paid to stay away or something...
#Kimye at Portlaoise cinema today #Kabye #kimkardashian pic.twitter.com/K82OHQ7WuM
— Alan T Cawley (@alantcawley) May 28, 2014
Then, if Twitter is to be believed, Kim and Kanye went directly from the Odeon in Port Laoise the IMC in Tullamore... It's like they instantly copped that the only thing to do in Ireland when the weather gets a bit pants is to go to the flicks.
So Kim and Kayne have gone from Portlaoise Cinema to Tullamore Cinema?? SERIOUSLY?? #kimyewatch pic.twitter.com/YWQk2f9s0F
— RTÉ 2fm (@RTE2fm) May 28, 2014
There's only one rational explanation for this - Kim and Kanye have hired lookalikes to put people off the scent. Given there hasn't been a pap in their vicinity since they came here they should've saved their sheckles. They have all those gold plated toilets in their new gaf to fund after all.
For an example of how much our press really care about Kanye and Kim, here's Vincent Browne attempting to pronounce their name...