Rather than leave us with the illusion she's actually capable of something, Kelly Osbourne has announced that when she DJs, instead of actually mixing tracks, she plays a mix tape. Kelly decided to come across with the following during a Radio 1 interview: "When people call me and say 'come and DJ at my club', I make a mix tape and pretend I'm DJing. I pull the headphones against my ears, I'm so good at it... Do you know how many famous DJs across the world do that? I'm not even going to tell you who taught me." Oh goody, that means I can guess!! Lindsay Lohan?!! No, no, Samantha Ronson! NO! Mark Ronson... PEACHES GELDOFF!! ARGH, Norman Cook! Good Lord, there's just TOO many. If you're wondering why Kelly Osbourne has been larking about the gossip pages more than her fair share recently, it's thanks to her latest stint hosting SKY's Project Catwalk on Wednesdays... 'cause she's just as adept at fashion as she is at DJing. And singing. And presenting.