Nawww, Kayla thinks she's special. So special he who favours sending photos of his tent pitching skills to randomers even though he's married to Cheryl Cole will stay faithful to her and her plastic extremities.
In an interivew with People Magazine, she said: "This is for real. We have kindled a relationship. Ashley is a lovely, lovely man and I hope this works out. It isn't just a one-off, we are both hoping that this will be the real thing. I've got my fingers crossed that this will all work out. I've heard he gets a hard time over here but he is a warm, funny, kind man. I think he deserves a second chance (he was given a second chance, and kind of cocked it up)... Ashley said he has moved on from Cheryl Cole. He told me that it's me that he wants now which was a lovely thing to hear. He told me I was beautiful. He has had a rough time recently. I hope I can cheer him up (ew). We have great times together (EW). Maybe he could be The One."
... to put up with your whiny voice, beak features, and not at all high mantainence ways? Although the flights of delusion could work in his favour. "Oh, you had sex with all those blondes cause you were missing me?! OK!" *skips around bed cradling bunny ears*