It will come as no surprise that Katie Holmes signed a confidentiality agreement as part of her divorce settlement with Tom Cruise. Namely because of the aliens and the tortured tomatoes.
The former couple - who (officially) split last month after five years of marriage - agreed conditions to end their union on Monday, with the terms said to include the actress agreeing not to speak about her estranged spouse's personal life or - more specifically - Scientology.
A source told the Daily Mirror: "Confidentiality was the key. If Katie hadn't signed up to remain silent it could have become a very messy legal battle."
Representatives with both stars have insisted the details of their settlement will be kept under wraps, though it is believed Katie will get primary custody of their six-year-old daughter Suri, with Tom allowed visitation rights.
The four-year-old's welfare was key to the pair resolving their split amicably and privately following initial speculation there would be a public court battle. However, sources told website TMZ.com that despite "palpable hostility" between Tom and Katie, a series of conversations concerning fears Suri could be "irreparably damaged" by their separation (not by Scientology) meant they agreed to come to a quick resolution.
Yep, they did it in record time for Suri. Not for Tom.