Kate Moss's man friend, Jamie Hince, believes that her home is full of negative energy, dude. So, instead of running into each corner of every room while clutching a fist full of burning sage, Kate has gone all out and hired a Shaman.
One of the those many sources babbling freely to The Sun said: "Her fella Jamie Hince is a believer in the supernatural and has persuaded her there is bad energy in the house which needs to be removed by a shaman priest. She has found one who will perform a ceremony to cleanse the place."
Since May, she's had artwork (well, an original Banksy) swiped, and had her kitchen flooded with human skitter thanks to a burst sewage pipe. These two instances alone have clocked up a price tag of £180k. Now the replacement floor she got installed has "buckled, her sauna has leaked" and now she's been informed that the "house needs rewiring."
One has to question whether the house is riddled with evil vibes, oooor perhaps a more viable option is the plausibility of Jamie Hince being the root of it all himself - a handy number if he could get some mates in on it. Think about it, what has he released since Alison Mosshart absconded to make music with Jack White? Where is he getting a source of income - The Kills' back catalogue?! And who else is in the prime position to tinker with Kate's pipes (stop it), flooring, wiring, sauna and ort collection? Oh, and who put it in her head that her house is possessed? And who has a head like a gargoyle?!
Not that I'm the sort to start rumours, or anything.