In some news which was most likely pulled from the farther extremities of some hack's hoop - Kate Moss is planning on launching her own cookbook. And it's not going to be all fag butts and mystery powders, delightfully mixed with a dash of "only the best bubbly" and regurgitated cotton wool gobs, dahling - no - this is going to be... a guide to Jewish food.
How did she ever devise this sparkling new Jewish venture? She's ripped it off a mate. This one's called Stasha Palos; who just so happens to be releasing her own Jewish cookbook "later this year": "Kate recently cooked Jamie (Hince) a slap-up Jewish meal following kosher techniques from Stasha. She loves her easy-to-follow recipes. It's all she's been taking about. Her friend Davinia Taylor has been helping and Kate is always on the phone to her pals for tips. She is buzzing about the idea of being the first supermodel to release a cookbook." Yeah, but it's not really her cookbook, is it?
OK - if Kate Moss releasing some recipes she's cogged off a friend makes the growing number of emaciates eat, then that's commendable. Otherwise I'd be bellowing more than "OI VEY!" animatedly if in Stasha's shoes.