Ban this filth

It might be the fact that it's Tuesday, it might be the fact that it's raining (again), or maybe we're just cold-hearted cynics to our core.

Either way, J Lo's new Tik Tok video with husband Ben Affleck - which is supposed to be cute, somehow - has made us feel queasy.

It's true that the pair have enjoyed a fairytale love story - marrying decades after their first failed engagement, and now with a blended family that's the stuff of Hollywood dreams.

But why do they need to rub our noses in it?

The video sees the pair snuggling (with Affleck chomping on what we're assuming is chewing gum) while an audio clip of a child says "Girls, I did it. I found the person that makes me the happiest I have ever been." They then break into grins like simpering, soppy idiots.

@jlo

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♬ original sound - martha.read

Lads, if you really want to impress us then show us Tik Toks of yourselves arguing over who has to get up to answer the door when the takeaway comes, farting in bed or taking out the bins. Not this nonsense.

Not everyone is as taken with the video as they are themselves, either...