Imagine if it was the Jesse James apologising, now that would be news. Instead, it's Sandra husband kinda, sorta, but not reeeeally, saying sorry 'cause he doesn't actually admit to anything other than drawing attention to himself.  It's more of a "I've only myself to blame" eye roll fest, which usually translates as "I've only myself to blame for entrusting my unsheathed penis to not the most discreet looking individual going. I'm just a sucker for a cheap thrill, me."

Thanks to WENN for collating this predictable drivel: "In a statement issued to People.com, James insists the 'vast majority' of allegations against him are 'untrue and unfounded', but admits his 'poor judgement' is to blame for the bad press currently levelled at him. However, he stops short of admitting to cheating. The statement reads, 'There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me (reads as: I really blame the random tattooed lady, but I can't say that 'cause she might divulge more details worse than Vanilla Gorilla *shudders*). It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my (Oscar-winning) wife and (three) kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me'."

Sure isn't that what they always bank on, just as they're about to engage in an unprotected sordid act with a stranger/mobile tattoo catalogue. If they have the capacity to think, it's usually something along the bargaining lines of "It's just sex. It's not like I'm putting the wife in danger, or anything.... Man, I hope she doesn't suggest using a rubber again..."