Apologies, '2006 Day' doesn't appear to be over quite yet. Here's J-Lo's career.
She has what looks like a dodgy film due out, so expect stories like this: "I remember my flabby belly hanging out right after I gave birth. I kind of laughed and said to Marc: 'Look, baby! Isn't this crazy?' I just didn't care!" Neither did Marc, he probably rejoiced at being able to crawl under there for body heat.
One can also await surreptitious plugs for Marc's current ventures, lest he feel emasculated in her wake: "Jennifer Lopez' husband Marc Anthony is set to play a cop in a TV drama as he returns to acting following their big screen flop El Cantante. The singer will guest star in an upcoming episode of medical series HawthoRNe, from cable channel TNT, alongside Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett Smith. It is the first time the 41-year-old has acted since playing legendary salsa singer Hector Lavoe to dismal reviews in 2006's biopic El Cantante, co-starring and produced by Lopez." So, Gigli was for nothing.
And let's not forget the flurry of public appearances on chat shows to show how "real" she is. The most notable one to date includes her stint on Lopez Tonight: "Jennifer Lopez was left red-faced as she was shown her first-ever TV appearance - as a dancer auditioning for MC Hammer. The 40-year-old singer and actress blushed and held her head in her hands as the cringe-worthy clip from 1990 was shown on Lopez Tonight. 'That was so mean! That's so hysterical - that's MC Hammer - he was not even known then. I was dancing in a dance school in Manhattan and they came for Yo! MTV Raps, which was just starting out then. They came up and they were like, 'We need a few of your girl dancers for behind them when they are talking.' I was like, 'Oh yeah, let me get up in there!'"
NO. Wait. Please come back. It actually gets better: "The star took part in a 'Not A Diva' Olympics game with comedian George (possibly no relation, but who can be sure) Lopez to see who was the more spoilt celebrity. The challenge consisted of three rounds of timed challenges to be completed on a moving conveyor belt. J-Lo failed on the first round when she smashed a vase while trying to fill a shopping bag with goods. The second round went her way when she produced a surprisingly well-presented tuna sandwich from scratch. But the audience was left to decide the winner at the end of the third round after judge John O'Hurley couldn't decide who was worse at putting nappies on baby dolls as they came down the conveyor belt. He said: 'Ladies and gentleman, I have to call this a toss-up because each one of them engaged the babies in the most disinterested way I have seen in my life. J-Lo looks like she's on her way to visit Angelina Jolie with a present'."