Jamie Oliver isn't happy y'all. The Naked Chef is getting in a stink over thieving customers nicking over 30,000 linen napkins a month, as well as the handles and flushers from the toilets in his chains. Blaming it on the recession, Jamie's restaurants all have those old fashioned Thomas Crapper loos, as he's a stickler for detail and thinks they look better (to say nothing of their name). With over 30 restaurants in the UK and five abroad, including our very own one in Dundrum, Jamie's not exactly stuck for cash as all his restaurants are doing good business, but when you're in the business of providing meals, you don't exactly expect to be forking out for people's new toilets too. Although I suppose they are connected in the long run.