Avert your eyes, children. He may take other forms.
No doubt that some of you may have already seen this, but for those of you who have managed to make it through this weekend without seeing this, we're sorry.
Look, this is an entertainment website yes, but there's nothing entertaining in this story. We're just writing about it because, well, it's James Corden and there's this thing called SEO and we could be here all day trying to explain that whole thing to you. But, nevertheless, we'll struggle on.
So, in Los Angeles over the weekend, James Corden and Camila Cabello, and Billy Porter were sighted dancing at a crosswalk dancing and singing along to Jennifer Lopez, all while people in their cars just trying to go about their business were forced to sit and watch due to road safety laws. Those people had nowhere to go and nowhere else to look at for fear they'd miss their lights and be subjected to more of it.
Do you need to see the video? Really? OK, fine, your funeral, pal.
As you'll see in the video, it's all pleasant enough with Billy Porter smiling and Camila Cabello enjoying herself and being Camila Cabello, but it's when James Corden comes over and attempts to force himself on the personal space of the car that things get out of hand.
Of course, this being the internet, there's been plenty of tweets and memery (sp?) about the whole thing. Here's a roundup because this incident is going into the giant file we've had on James Corden and we need more content to stuff it with.