Mmmmmyeah. No time is a good time to be tackling Simon Cowell's penis. Unless you're Sinitta.
Let's be honest, there's been rumours surrounding Simon Cowell's sexuality for years - the camp putdowns, the gaggle of loyal ex girlfriends, his unrelenting allegiance to Louis Walsh, and so on. Then there was that incident a few weeks back involving Tulisa's PA Gareth Varey being quoted in court stating he believed Cowell to be gay. Now Sinitta has come out in Simon's defence. Speaking with The Sun, she said:
"He’s had so many girlfriends, it’s obvious which way he’s inclined. He’ll be laughing it off..." Then, to really drum her point home, she added: "If Simon’s gay, someone forgot to tell his penis."
Sinitta has previous when it comes to being sent out to divulge stuff about Simon, like the time she said he's an "excessively horny old dog."
We'll leave that with you.
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