Sorry but this is beyond RIDICULOUS, not to mention a little frightening. There I was, lauding Forbes magazine last week for bringing Hollywood's most overpaid actors to our attention, and now they've thrown up the 'World's Most Influential Infant' list. It's preposterous, nay insulting, for someone to say we've been influenced by a toddler which isn't related by blood, let alone we've even met. Number one on the list is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. Shiloh's adopted two-year-old sister Zahara came third, while the pair's adopted brother, Pax, four, was fifth. Maddox, who seemed to be surgically attached to Angelina's hip every time she was photographed not three years ago, failed to make the list. It would seem even children have a 'sell by' date. When Shiloh - who had more than 2,000 articles written about her last year - was born in May 2006, her first photographs sold for a reputed $4 million. What's even more scary is the following comment from American OK! employee Sarah Ivens: "We're now as fascinated to see Suri take off for Paris or Berlin in a little Burberry outfit as we are by what Scarlett Johansson is wearing." Sarah needs to encounter life more. Personally I couldn't give two tosses what the questionable union of Tom and Katie is sporting this season, it's of no importance. She's a child, the sooner she's left to be one the sooner she can concentrate on actually being someone instead of just living off the family name... Oooookaayy, here's the rest of the list: 2. Suri Cruise, 3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt, 4. Sean Preston Federline, 5. Pax Jolie-Pitt, 6. Sam Alexis (daughter of Tiger) Woods, 7. David Banda, 8. Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead (daughter of Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead), 9. Cruz Beckham, 9. Romeo Beckham. Before you ask, they did indeed give the two yourngest Beckham boys joint ninth place - God forbid such lists spark the unncessary pressure of competition...