To recap, Seal let off some of his constant vat of steam over the weekend claiming Heidi "should've have shown a little more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help." He then tried to backtrack furiously to no avail, 'cause we all know he's a bitter oul bastard.
So here's what Heidi (39) had to say in response to People magazine: "Our separation was based on issues between the two of us. Seal (49) has moved on and so have I (in other words, he's getting his leg over too, with some brunette lady in Sardinia, but he wasn't too quick to bring that up)… I cherish all of the great memories Seal and I created together over the years, my priority has and continues to be protecting and providing for our children."
Sorry, I know this is beyond trite, but Heidi Klum is only 39? I thought she was at least 43. At least.