If there's one person on the planet a celebrity should keep on side, it's their publicist. Sir Paul's ex-wife, however, prefers to bully publicists into quitting by questioning their mental capacity - the ultimate in insults given the source. Michelle Elyzabeth said: "After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid.' I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again'. I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather; however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her." Cue mental montage of Heather, careering around her abandoned mansion, roaring "If I can represent meself in coowart, an' give Fiona Shakleton a DIY baptism in the process, I can stick me own news paypah clippin's in me scrap bewk of hate! Beatrice, get me me Prit Stick!"