Clay Aiken is not someone who's usually on our radar, bar the usual passing thoughts of - "ew, there's that creepy looking American Idol runner up with the fantastically static hair. Why IS he so popular? Then again, so is Daniel O'Donnell, etc." So what do we know about him? He's got bad hair (bar the colour, which is majestic for obvious reasons) and a face that kind've makes the palms itch. He's 29-years-old. He appeared on the second season of American Idol and is still knocking around, which makes him the most successful runner up in the series. He's ferociously private regarding his sexual orientation - but, hey, that's his business. He clearly tints his eyelashes. Oh, what's this? He's after impregnating the producer of several of his albums? Her name is Jaymes (the presence of a 'Y' in this case makes it female... which is a bit ironic) Foster, she's "in her late 40s" (although some sources are claiming she's 50), she doesn't have any kids and she was "artificially inseminated". TMZ said: "Clay is a lot more than sperm - we're told he will have an active role in raising the child." That's beautiful.