Reportedly 2% Yorkshire, 70% My Fair Lady, and 28% miscellaneous, those who rocked along to the screening of One Day last night might be interested to hear that Anne Hathaway wouldn't mind bestowing her hybrid accent on Kate Middleton, should she be so lucky to play her.

When asked if she would like to play the future Queen of Engerland, Hathaway said: "I haven't really thought about it before but yes, why not. She's great. It's such a fairytale."

And that's about the size of today's press coverage for One Day. Why? Because it's reportedly pants and emotionally unengaging in the extreme. Even our resident die-hard chick flick fan was a bit disappointed. In saying that, Mike was sent to interview the cast in London yesterday, yay (videos to follow)...

So, yeah, the clothes! Lots of clothes attended the UK premiere in the very glamorous confines of Westfield shopping centre. They were draped across the limbs of Jodie Whittaker, someone called Fundal Onal, The Bride of Frankenstein (also answers to Peaches), Laura Whitmore, Made in Chelsea fodder, Dermot O'Leary's girlfriend, Simon Webbe's girlfriend, the person responsible for directing the film, (I love your dress) Little Boots, Elizabeth McGovern's handbag, and a bloke masquerading as a lady just to fit in. He must be alluring in some department, his girlfriend is quite the model.

Nevermind (which is 20 years old this September - frightening) reports about the film itself, most people would purchase a cinema ticket simply to see Jim Sturgess attempting to tackle Hathaway's mammoth mouth - an opportunity he clearly relished given how tactile they were last night. In front of everyone... Look how in love they are. Sure this snap's just missing a meadow. Must go see the film...

Hang on... who the hell is this?!?!