We moustache him several questions, but we're shaving them for this article.
It is often said that fashion is cyclical, and that was once considered painfully out-of-touch eventually becomes du jour with a little bit of time.
There's plenty of examples of this in pop culture. Kramer from 'Seinfeld', for instance, looks like your everyday hipster now. In the '90s? He looked like a weirdo. Likewise, a glorious time will come when moustaches are acceptable once again, and friends, we are on the cusp of it.
Here's Harry Styles, photographed in Italy, sporting a moustache. It's happening, people. It's finally, finally happening.
Just look at that thing. That moustache doesn't look threatening, nor it doesn't look like it's sweating for some unknown reason. No, that moustache is a moustache that suggests experience without betraying its youthfulness. It speaks of a willingness to be a little bit mischievous, but just a little.
It is, quite simply, a moustache.
Couple it up with those orange-tinted sunglasses, the tucked-in shirt and belt, and you've got a real Hall & Oates / yacht rock vibe going on that is long overdue a comeback. Previously, Styles had - like the rest of us - been rocking the quarantine edition of a beard, but now, like the rest of us, he got bored and decided to try something different.
Friends, this is the start of something new. As lockdown eases, you're going to see more and more moustaches. Get in on the ground floor now. Start growing out those ronnies. Let's make moustaches great again.