It's not every morning that the trawl though WENN throws up a rather taut blowfish with a custom made burgundy wig and a natty pleather suit. Exciting! Then again, this useless plank is in the same gallery, and there's the America's Got Talent caption to consider, so I'm now slowly allowing myself to accept that this is Sharon Osbourne.
Honestly. A sharp wind could very well make that face pop. It's like she's staring through a fleshy mask made in the bloated likeness of Jackie Collins.
That is all. As you were, Sharon. For the love of God, as you were.