And before you start assuming he's from LA - WRONG. He's from Manchester. Not sure why I find that the most surprising thing about this post, but there you have it.
23-year-old Jordan James Parke, from Manchester, has spent in the region of €120k to look like this - apologies - to look like Kim Kardashian.
This man dropped $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian https://t.co/lnP5hnYmBs pic.twitter.com/QBzL8wZCU6
— New York Post (@nypost) December 18, 2014
Speaking to The Sun, he said: "My look is all about the shock factor... I love all the attention and stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate - it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done." WHAT IN THE NAME OF JAYSIS IS THERE LEFT TO DO?!
As for comments like the latter, Jordan has this to say: "I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back." Insert obvious comment re requesting a refund regardless.
British Man Who Spends $150K on Botox, Plastic Surgery to Look Like Kim Kardashian: "I Welcome the Hate": https://t.co/HObhMNXbql
— golden news (@goldenteamnews) December 18, 2014
According to Us Magazine, he's had "extreme lip fillers, laser hair removal, and drastic eyebrow tattoos, along with ample amounts of Botox to emulate the fashion designer's striking features." By "fashion designer" they mean Kim.
Kim has yet to doff her cap to Jordan's homage. Can't imagine why she's remaining tight lipped on this occasion.
Man spends £96k on surgery to look like Kim Kardashian. Does not look like Kim Kardashian. https://t.co/PqGGpcEZsZ pic.twitter.com/Lw6CGgWyZp
— Cosmopolitan UK (@CosmopolitanUK) December 19, 2014