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Our techie elves have been tinkering away for quite some time and what with our existing Cinema and TV apps, we thought it was time they brought something new into your fancy schmancy iDevice. And did they deliver, as they've finally delivered our brand spanking new Celebrity Showbiz Gossip app for iPhone and iPad, so you can get all your Harry Styles/Taylor Swift drama, Rihanna rumours and all the best of our Gossip section direct to your phone. But the joyful wonders don't end there. Oh no sir, we wouldn't leave you with just words to read. We've thrown in all our daily photo galleries, from red carpets to celebs getting up to no good, as well as the weird, wacky and wonderful bits of the internet that we cobble together in our WTF section so you can always have a good giggle and the best and freshest of the web right there in your pocket.
What are you waiting for? Do you want our souls as well? Too bad, they were sold for some doughnuts a long time ago. Grab the Celebrity Showbiz Gossip app from the iTunes Store right now.