Remember Nick Carter from Backstreet Boys? Really cute, blonde step (haha, remember steps), always perfect, sang like a chipmunk, probably developed a coke-and-whores problem when his band split? (We said probably, please don't sue us.) Anyway, his mother Jane has been taken in by police in the US, after a judge ordered a bench warrant for her arrest. John Holcomb, the bloke who's divorcing her, filed papers for her to come to court to tie up some loose ends. However, Mama Carter never showed, so police picked her up from a cemetery that she was working at. Why does that image disturb me? Does the fact that this woman has spawned two pop behemoths from her loins, i.e. Nick and Aaron, not mean that she can get a break from digging graves, dammit? Hey, I just looked up a picture of this guy. I still totally would. - AC