Prepare yourselves for nine and a half minutes of badly choreographed b*tch fights (coupled with rampant over use of the term b*tch); regurgitated food; manically wibbling body parts (mostly courtesy of Beyonce); a huge amount of product placement (including Virgin Mobile, Diet Coke and PlentyOfFish.com... for obvious reasons) which somewhat negates the attempt to be uber 'cool'; mass murder; overtly homoerotic undertones; inventive use of a French stick; the smallest dry ice machine ever; approximately 15 outfit changes; one count of extreme profanity; approximately 4 minutes of actual music; one raging pussy wagon; and one well placed pixilated patch...

Consider yourselves warned.