Oh you cheeky little shit. Simon Cowell may be one of TV's biggest d*cks, but that doesn't mean you, Frankie Cocozza, can go ahead and bite the hand that feeds you. If it wasn't for Mr Nasty, you'd be nothing but a big mop of stupid hair and God knows what kind of sexually transmitted infections.
Frankie has just publicly slammed Cowell as a 'cocky bastard'. OK, he may have a point but again, you're not in the position to go bad-mouthing the souce of your unfathomable success. What's more, Frankie says he would very much relish the opportunity to spit in Mr Cowell's eye. In an interview with Now Magazine, Cocozza explained how he's never had a conversation with him face to face: "No, we only had a Skype conversation. He made the background look proper fancy, cocky bastard, sitting in LA... You don't need to put the laptop there, do you, Si? Put it against the f**king wall!" Then, when asked if he'd like to meet up with him for a face to face, he responded: "Nah. I'd like to meet him now so I could spit in his eye."
And not to leave out our very own Louis Walsh, Cocozza added his thoughts on him too: "I don't know why he didn't f**king like me. He's a pr*ck."
You don't know why he didn't like you? Hmm, beats us too.