It's been said before and we'll say it again - the only drawback about Bank Holidays is the time it takes to coerce the grouchy brain badgers into cranking up your cogs again. Or something. You know what I mean. It takes a long time for the mind to start working and there's a greater chance of you saying something instantly regrettable. That's why I'll be keeping most thoughts generate today to myself. It's for the best. Jamie Foxx has no such barometer, it would seem. The Oscar winner stole an opportunity to talk about Miley Cyrus on his radio show, The Foxxhole:
"Who is Miley Cyrus, the one with all the gums? She's got to get a gum transplant. Let me get an order of mouth, light on teeth, heavy on the gums. She's going to ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs? That Radiohead?... Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start being a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."
We all want Miley Cyrus to contract a venereal disease off a bicycle seat and turn to substance abuse some day, Jamie... but she's only 16, there's time enough for that. As for a sex tape? There'll never be an appropriate time for that *shudders*