If you want to get an all over tan this summer, then ditch the Speedo and opt for the haunting vision that is the C-String.
Last week, a few of the stars of TOWIE went on holiday and brought with them what has become known as the one-sided thong or the C-string, a truly awful piece of clothing. By simply inventing it, the creator has confirmed that humanity has run out of useful things to do. Cast your eyes upon it if you dare, but we must forewarn ye that it can never be unseen.
No real friend would let you wear this and not say "You look awful". https://t.co/92bw46C9DY pic.twitter.com/zuxWnOKFIr
— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) June 11, 2014
However, if you thought that was bad, then have a look at this, the next step, even though another step was definitely not needed. We're not sure what to call this, but seeing as there are no strings it could just be called the 'U', or possibly 'The Sock'. Or maybe even 'our worst nightmare'.
Where can you go after the horror of the C string? Here's where. I... Just... There are, I mean... No words. pic.twitter.com/fHplcIVFRw
— Bethany Black (@BethanyBlack) June 15, 2014
Like we said, you can never unsee this, and we should also note that you should never, ever wear this either. Just go naked, at least that way you'll have some dignity left.
Via UsvsThem.com