There are some people out there that we simply can't truly understand why we're attracted to them. We've coined the term Pot Noodle. What is a Pot Noodle, you ask?
A Pot Noodle is someone we're into, but we'd never admit to. There's an unmistakable quality that we respond to, that we can't name, but it's there.
We're utterly embarrassed about our choices, but hey - you've probably got some doozies too.
Let the shame-free attraction commence.
8. STEPHEN REA
He's a noted actor and stalwart of Irish cinema. He's also got that mystique and air of aloofness that we crave. What are you thinking behind those mud-coloured eyes, Stephen?
7. JAMES GANDOLFINI
As Tony Soprano, he was a mob chief who cheated regularly on his loving wife with any number of women. And he tried it on with his psychiatrist, too. We wish he'd try it on with us.
6. RYAN TUBRIDY
Maybe it's his suits and the perfect hair. Maybe it's the fact he's very, very wholesome. WHAT IS IT.
5. MICHEL ROUX Jr.
If you told he was part wolf or had his teeth replaced with that of a shark, we'd probably believe it. Also, he can cook so that's definitely a bonus.
4. CHARLES DANCE
Yes, he's a total shit in Game of Thrones. But.... yeah. It's the eyes. And the jawline. And the receding hairline.
3. LORD ALAN SUGAR
He can fire us any time.
2. PHILIP SCHOFIELD
Much like Ryan Tubridy, he's very, very wholesome. He's that friend you turn to on a drunken night and regret the next day. They'll carry a candle for you for the rest of their lives, sadly. Ah well.
1. IVAN YATES
Look, we're in a judgement-free zone here. He's loud, he's opinionated, he talks over people and he's not what one would call "traditionally attractive" - but yes, he is a quintessential Pot Noodle. We'd never, ever admit this in public.